Huh, I always thought doilies were fancy napkins

Huh, I always thought doilies were fancy napkins

All my life I’ve been the quiet kid in the corner. It’s worked out well for me. Sometimes people would come to my corner and hang out, other times I would go to other people’s corners. It’s a great life. Or rather, was a great life. I had my corner friends and we did corner things together. Then one day I met a corner girl and I had a perfect corner life. You could say we “fit” together.

Then I…

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Do you remember the question that caused the creators to attack us, Tali’Zorah?
Does this unit have a soul?

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Doing some #poetry #writing

derwents:

Doing some #poetry #writing

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Kanye, You’re Off the Island

Kanye, You’re Off the Island

Every man should have a watch. Every single male aged 18 years or older. No matter Velcro or gold, silver or plastic, just having a watch tells the world oh so subtly: “Here I am. Look at me. I give enough of a fuck to know the time, which is a lot more than you non-watch-wearing-fools.” Pretty important, eh? Wearing a watch serves many purposes. Want to look like James Bond? Put on a watch. Want…

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