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How To Defeat The Moon.by Louis Roskosch.
Available on Society6.

dotcore:

How To Defeat The Moon.
by Louis Roskosch.

Available on Society6.

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thisfeelforeverything

thisfeelforeverything

I like food ttttthhhiiiiissssss much

Ever had to choose between favorite foods? I have and it’s a bitch. It’s worse than Chinese water torture, you know, when they tie you down and drop a single drop of water on your forehead and leave you in a dark room until you go whoacrazy. Yeah, it’s worse than that. Though, what’s even worse is when you’re at a famous bakery and you have limited funds and the line is long and you’re next. Your…

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Happy birthday ‘Murica!

Happy birthday ‘Murica!

this is what 27,000 pennies looks like

Thank God for Taxis

Thank God for Taxis

She was supposed to be the dream, my pin-up dream. She was cute. She was gorgeous. She had great posture and naturally thick eyelashes. Legs from here to Heaven. I was in Heaven. She was just perfect. It was Friday night, 10 p.m. Time to get moving. I called up my best friend James. He’s the best wingman out there, at least the best wingman I know.

“What’s up? He says. “Bout to get my drink on.”…

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